Anything to show how ridiculous you think the other person's words were. The contents of this site are available for free thanks to the contributions of our sponsors. Together, they cited information from. If I throw a stick, will you leave? A good comeback, whether humorous or earnest, can sometimes put a stop to a bully's insults. Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.
If you think the person insulting you might be open to a conversation about the real issues that are upsetting him, this might be worth a try. If that isn't working though, at some point you'll need to respond. You're so dumb, your brain cell died of loneliness Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere? Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? Listen Piggy, the only person who likes you is Ronald McDonald, so go put on your clown make-up and skip on over there. Ding, hey did anyone hear that? I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I cant stick my head that far up my ass. Do you know if this person has ever gotten in trouble for violence before? I dreamed I was you. When you respond to the bully, show that you are confident.
Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor. Guy: That's what she said! You can practice this in the mirror at home to make this easier. You're just mad because Miley Cyrus has a longer Dick than you do I'm sorry what'd you say? Did they laugh at you and continue to support the bully? Small Guy: That's why your mom's breath is so minty. Do not, however, cross the line into being unprofessional. If this is an ongoing problem, there's a good possibility you'll have another chance. If this is an ongoing problem, there's a good possibility you'll have another chance. If you don't give it to them, they'll usually stop targeting you.
Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you. Because you are not making any cents! Then the comeback style used was successful. Don't make one that that mocks her appearance or intelligence. Most people think comebacks have to be spontaneous, but you can improve yours by practicing. Consider shaming the other person. Be careful not to provoke violence. They kicked my ass out.
. If the bully you are responding to is someone you work with, stand up for yourself. He wants his social skills back I like you, you remind me of how it feels after I drop a huge deuce in the toilet Someone got up on the wrong side of the cage this morning You should do some soul-searching. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Woman: If you and I were married, I would kill myself. Speak in a calm, clear voice. You're like herpes What died on your neck? Sarcasm is an art form.
Together, they cited information from. Does the new one work now? If you're trying to improve the world, you should start with yourself. I wish we could be better strangers. If you think the person insulting you might be open to a conversation about the real issues that are upsetting him, this might be worth a try. Raise an eyebrow, laugh, roll your eyes. You have your entire life to be a jerk.
If he has actually hurt your feelings though, you may want to discuss that. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school? I'm a lot better than what you have to look at in the mirror every morning I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet Funny you should call me an ugly bitch, your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names, while he is dry humping my leg I love it when you call me by your mom's name. Make sure it's someone you really trust or otherwise they might take advantage of you. Next time someone calls you a bitch, use one of our great comebacks and shut them up. You're just mad that your dad's pussy is pinker than yours. Before delivering your comeback, you need to show that the insult hasn't hurt you — on the contrary, you should make it apparent that you think what the bully has said to you is stupid.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. To make a good humorous comeback, you need to respond directly to what the other person said to you. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: I would do anything in the world for you because I love you that much. Bullies are usually very socially intelligent and great people-readers.
Really, can you image a guy being treated like that? You might consider a response that promotes feelings of shame for the bully. Have you heard about him hitting or fighting with others? He believes in bringing about positive change to the world through good-natured humor and innovative technology. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. If you are angry, try to let the feeling go. When the lifeguard wasn't watching? Can you die of constipation? I think you own it an apology Well.
If you've ever seen a perfect captured on media, please add it to our list — and vote for your favorites as well! That is where most accidents happen. Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Did someone leave your cage open? Bullies are less likely to pick on you if you aren't isolated. For a funny comeback to work, you have to get it out right away. If you are being picked on by a mean girl, you are not alone, many girls have been picked on at school.