Having a good comeback on the spot is pretty difficult if someone insults you, but writing a comeback online is a bit easier. Insult the person above you All out ultimate rap battle. Whenever you post something profound or opinionated online you open yourself up to the scrutiny of others. Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Or use it as inspiration. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Or did your neck just throw up? I've hung out with some real degenerates in my 35 years, but no one has cut me as deep as that.
Was anyone else hurt in the accident? How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Coworker notified us he's coming in for work a little late - they were trying to have a baby and his wife thought that day needed to be a day they tried based on her cycle and all that. He was in charge of making sure the slaves did their jobs. His face relaxed and he was silent for a good three seconds. Why the fuck would an adult say something like that to a kid anyway? Which way did you come in? Share via Email Report Story Send. We scored them using magic algorithms.
It's been over 20 years and I'm fit and healthy and needless to say, she's still boobless. Scroll down for some of the best responses we could find. This is a funny comebacks compilation with funny comeback jokes. He was like an Egyptian task master who would watch over the Hebrew slaves during the time when Hebrews were slaves in ancient Egypt. This'll only take a few moments. Thanks for helping me understand that.
If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content. Did you get hit by the door? And again, I don't have to be taken seriously, I'm not one who hangs out in the Freestyle forum. I will never forget what that feels like. Did you get hit by the door? Have you ever experienced having all the air being suck out of you from trying not to laugh and trying not to die all at the same time? He had, in each ear, a one inch hole and and an inch and and half hole. You can't stop me, Flash And I got all this money, cash You wanna out do me with a bunch of fancy words Just let me be heard But you can hear me You can hear the beat It rumbles your body Can read your work, sloppy I'm going to the moon You'll just swoon Neil Armstrong of the decade Your people cheer me on, yay I'm still going The lyrics flowing Though your head I'll call you dead Weeks of practicing for me I've not missed a beat And still not On fire, hot.
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? She had knitted a few things and was looking for a new project. With this video you'll have comebacks for insults that you may receive and will have some comebacks to say to people who may make some rude comments, comebacks to say to bullies. He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology. Did someone leave your cage open? That is where most accidents happen. Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. There's a McDonalds rap at the end which is a chicken nuggets song.
Anyways, we were on a long road trip when he called me this. Share via Google+ 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up And. If so, then this video's for you! She had probably double-zero holes in her ears, less than half an inch. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a killer although you'll eventually come up with the best response ever. He stands up to leave, and another old man sitting near him looks at the guy's plate and I guess he noticed that he didn't really eat a whole lot.
I was a fat kid with man-boobs. Do you know any really good comebacks? We had an Ipod going, and a song by White Zombie comes on. A guy was walking down the hallway with some retro lunch box, I forget what but it was actually pretty awesome. Rap battles are all about making the other person look inferior, so it's important to include some disses or insults. He believes in bringing about positive change to the world through good-natured humor and innovative technology. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. It's not recommended to just steal one of these and find a rhyme for it.
A short rap - Freestyle - Forums Urbaniacs - Funky. You get a minute to yourself to think of something witty to say and then post it for the world to see with hilarious results. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Today we're talking about some of the funniest comebacks ever told! Although, that'd easily be done by using the. If you've ever seen a perfect captured on media, please add it to our list — and vote for your favorites as well! Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. Some of the funniest comebacks ever told. See you guys next week! I thought we were having a lying competition.
Son, you think your good, get it out of your head, you keep continuing your gonna end up dead, Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred, unlike you ima real purebred, Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed, After im done with you, you be bleeding red, Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid, So before you post better think ahead, Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking own this thread, To, whoever fights back, I'll be here, Im just waiting for a volunteer, a queer,a seer, whoever it is, prepare to have fear, Cause when im done with you its just another souvenire, If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear, around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear, Now dont shed a tear, its ok, many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play, its only for the real mc's not the gay, all the girls be going Horray Horray, wheres ur fucking audience, they left cause you got slayed, nigga i be the one, to go and touchey, as i end my rap, i showed u whos the king, life,sc, im better then you in everything, guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string. I was on a job site with a co-worker named Scott, redoing some plumbing in an empty house. She was extremely good looking but suuuuuper bitchy. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? You're really excited I'm still here. It reminded me to take the garbage out.