Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Was anyone else hurt in the accident? When someone is spelling something aloud. Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. If you need help remembering the comebacks, our can help you out. Guy: That's what she said! Hope this helped you and everyone else Say one of these: 1. I'm away live with it.
Never mind, its too long. Hey, does your grandfather own the stairs?! Everybody enjoys a good laugh, but nobody wants to be the reason for that. Last week, I decided to collect as many sarcastic and funny remarks as I could, just for the fun of it. I pick up books like you pick up sweets! I want to throw you out the window and make you regret what you said. Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. You just helped me realize it. First I love these everyone and here are some good ones too were you born on a highway cause that is where most accidents happen! They are looking for brains! Gee, your parents certainly have a weird sense of humour.
It should be, you sap. She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe! How do you get it to curl out of your nostrils like that? Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? Gee, the dress she's wearing sure looks nice. Other categories of insults Top-Funny-Jokes. This site will be updates with new material continuously. The mean girl thinks she is the Queen Bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. It takes a lot of skill to create a sarcastic quip or comeback on the spot.
Why are you so stupid today? I'll continue to update this page often. How would you like to feel the way you look? He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology. It isn't as ugly as your face! I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! I was just about to poison the tea. You just have a bad luck when thinking. He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed! It must have been a long, lonely journey. You've the same name as my dog! Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. You could hurt him, you know! Gee, they do teach you stuff at Taylor's.
Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. Related Links: a b c d e This post has been created by Roman Marshanski, the founder of this site. What should I do about it?! Don't you know how bad it could've got?! I think that was the elevator because you're not on my level! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. Didn't you look in the mirror?!?! A: The back of my hand.
I dreamt I was you. Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance! I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly. Even animals have names nowadays! She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. Your face only proves what happens when someone sticks their head into a garbage disposal and tries bobbing for leftovers! When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! Sarcasm is an art form.
Do u practice being this ugly? Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor. Some low-class species with the same viewpoint as the author might find it funny. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked! Here are a few things that she can say to the girl to let her know she needs to back off, without being too agressive. Bad idea in your case. If you cannot see the entire article, we would appreciate if you would deactivate your ad blocker and refresh the page before continuing to browse. Good Comebacks When somebody insults you, your brain is working just like when looking for answers for.
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years? Here are some things you can say if he keeps doing it: 1 Coming from the person who has a face not even a mother could love. The redhead mom walks into her daughters room and finds a cigarette. Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells. It's the sound of no one caring. He is dark and handsome. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Without wasting any more time, here's the list: 1.
Yo mama so fat that she broke a branch in her family tree. Girl: I doubt she ever said that about you! It's one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Come to think of it, your face is old, too. Tell her to catch a deep sea fish. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? Someday, you might actually say something intelligent. No, it's a downright lame insult.
Small Guy: That's why your mom's breath is so minty. You're still taller than my sausage dog! Boy: Fuck you, you little bitch! I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. You just have bad luck at thinking. Good luck and let me know if you need anything further. Does the new one work any better? Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Mean girls have been around since the beginning of time.