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Q: What do wampas have that nothing else in the universe has? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader. Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive? Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse. Obi-Wan: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine. Do well, you will do! Ah canna work miracles, Captain. I can't see a thing! Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? I'll take the one on the left.
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